JOKES OF THE DAY

Akpos knocked on the gate of a brothel in a red light district. The madam opened the brothel door to see a young man called Akpos. His clothes were all tattered and he looked needy.?? can I help you?” the madam asked.?? I want Onome,” Akpos replied.?? Young Man, Onome is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else…”?? No, I must see Onome.” Akpos replied. Just then Onome appeared and announced to Akpos that she charges N50,000 per visit.?? Akpos never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her fifty pieces of N1,000 notes. The two went up to a room for an hour whereupon Akpos calmly left. The next night he appeared again demanding Onome. Onome explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts. it was still N50,000. Again Akpos took out the money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later When Akpos showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Onome the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Onome questioned Akpos: “No one has ever used my services three nights in a row… where are you from?”?? Akpos replied, “I am from Warri.” “Really?” replied Onome, “I have a brother who lives there and does business.”?? Yes; I know,” Akpos replied. “He gave me N150,000 to give to you.